Comments on: Make an egg jump without touching it

By: A surveyor of fine writing.

A surveyor of fine writing. — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:40:56 +0000

Did anyone even bother reading the comments?

By: reddnex

reddnex — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:48:15 +0000

bunch of bull shit. Who cares for this. Waste of my time.

By: Joshua

Joshua — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:06:57 +0000

That, is absolutely sweet.
*runs downstairs to attempt but on the way forgets what he is doing and decides to go swimming until he remembers the egg trick so quickly sprints back home and gets in his car and drives out to a highway to pick up some hitchhikers, murders them with a rusty butterknife and then performs hamlet to their corpses before blowing them up with 2 tonnes of dynamite made from egg yolk that was kinda yellow but had a little red spot in it that made him feel guilty for destroying the egg because he just killed what may have been a baby chicken that would have been really cute but he doesn’t worry about that and instead backflips and cartwheels all the way to disneyland which is approximately 243.2342526234634 miles from his current location and meets mickey mouse there and hugs him and mickey is covered in blood and gets arrested for murdering two hitchikers with dynamite, hamlet and eggs and gets sent to jail where he meets a large bottle of vodka that tells him everything is going to be okay but he knows that it’s not because he is talking to a large bottle of vodka in jail because he murdered two hitchhikers with a rusty butterknife, eggs, dynamite and hamlet which makes him depressed and wishes that the guy who is having fun on the rollercoaster at disneyland was dead but really he isn’t because he is having fun on the rollercoaster until he realizes his complete lack of originality and jumps off a building and falls on the rusty butterknife which ironically kills him.*

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:55:48 +0000

Bar bets. Kind of like trying to “make friends” at parties with amazing magic tricks.

I’m in a BAR. I am DRINKING. Take your egg and FUCK OFF, loser.

By: Gavan

Gavan — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:09:39 +0000

That, is absolutely sweet.
*runs downstairs to attempt…falls down stairs on the way, crashing THROUGH the floor into a previously unknown (to him) room full of DRAGONS! GOLDEN DRAGONS! holy goddamn thats awesome. So then he climbed onto the dragon and was like this is so damn awesome, and the dragon was like hellll yeah. needless to say this caused France to surrender, allowing the Japanese to finally control Greenland. As a direct consequence, the army of self aware butter knives finally made up there minds and did absolutely nothing, because they may be self aware, but they;re still butter knives goddammit. Like who the hell gives a damn about butter knives anyway? you can cut butter just as well with a normal knife, or in fact anything, its fucking BUTTER. softest damn thing in the universe. Whoever decided we needed special knives for butter should be awarded a SUPER sweet holiday to like cancun, and everything should go really well except for that his airconditioner makes a very subtle rattling noise which makes it really tough to go to sleep and so later when he thinks back to the vacation he’ll be all like, wow that was really great except for taht one little thing and it will bug him forever until one day when he’s having a really bad day and everything is going wrong and he seeks some solace in his memories he will think back to that vacation and he’ll rememberthat air conditioner and it will be just enough to drive him over the edge and he’ll STAB HIMSELF TO DEATH WITH A REGULAR KNIFE! because irony be damned and fuck me im wasting my life on the internet*

By: Pete

Pete — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:15:05 +0000

That, is absolutely sweet.
*runs downstairs to attempt*…